Brighton and Newcastle, two teams who willingly use the two shittiest types of birds* as their nicknames, met in a top of the table Championship clash last night, the Magpies fighting back to secure a 2-1 win over the Seagulls with two goals in the last ten minutes.
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Conceding two late goals hurts. It hurts like hell. But it hurts that little bit more when one of Newcastle’s goals was scored like this.
Mo Diame with a screamer this evening ???? pic.twitter.com/4X2bkK5T4X
— Real Talk Football (@RealTlkFootball) February 28, 2017
Another angle:
That right there is the patented ‘Shank, Poke, Stab’ move, here employed and pulled off to perfection by Christian Atsu, Paul Dummett and Mo Diame. It’s somehow terrible yet simultaneously beautiful at the same time, like a cannibalistic Scarlett Johansson, or Atomic Kitten.
I definitely meant that????????
— Mohamed Diame (@MohamedDiame17) February 28, 2017
Good banter, Mohamed. Good, solid, knife-in-the-heart-of-every-Brighton-fan banter.
Which reminds me: don’t forget to show this repeatedly to any Brighton fans you may know or work with. Our very own Matt Bishop, for example. You can find and incessantly link this goal to him on @himatthewbishop.
Football: a game where you can score goals by dribbling through an entire team, or by just standing there and letting the ball hit you. The beautiful game at it’s finest.
*Magpies = thieving bastards. Seagulls = free-shitting wankers and purveyors of general all-round arseholery.
