Jesus Christ, would you look at this:
Palace fans vandalise what they think is the boro coach. But boro flew down and borrowed one of the palace coaches causing £40k of damage ???????? pic.twitter.com/SsXn6F6KoR
— Rich Cook (@Rickyc1234) February 26, 2017
Things Crystal Palace could do with an extra £40,000:
- Fuel Sam Allardyce’s wine-and-gravy addiction
- Buy a whole flock of eagles to release on unsuspecting opposition players at set pieces
- Purchase a large and extremely useful supply of nappies for Jason Puncheon
- Rent out a crane to remove the chip from each and every one of their fans’ shoulders
- Buy a sense of self-awareness for the Holmesdale ‘Fanatics’
- Fuel Sam Allardyce’s gum addiction
- Give their eagle mascot a fancy makeover
- Fund the Crystals until they find a new line of work (it’s 2017, come on)
- Buy a nice little place by the sea for Keith Millen to retire to in 50 to 60 years
