Fatman Scoop And Mike Dean Were Probably, No, DEFINITELY, The Best Things About The Merseyside Derby

Everton and Liverpool played out an absolute turd of a football match tonight, with Sadio Mané winning it late for the Reds long after we’d all given up the will to live.

There were, however, a couple of bright-spots during the Merseyside Derby, all of which involved Fatman Scoop and Mike Dean.

Look, Fatman Scoop is here for some reason!

So Fatman Scoop is at Goodison tonight..! ???? #EVELIV pic.twitter.com/qcPBb0Ymua

— Empire of the Kop (@empireofthekop) December 19, 2016

FATMAN SCOOP, CROXTETH CLAN pic.twitter.com/WvgsIYaSTL

— Joel Golby (@joelgolby) December 19, 2016

And look, Mike Dean is here doing Mike Dean things, such as: no look yellows!

No-Look Yellow™! Excellent!#CelebrityRefs

(via @ciaran410)pic.twitter.com/826fnzBUFe

— Celebrity Refs (@CelebrityRefs) December 19, 2016

Nutmegs!

The bloke has literally got the lot.#CelebrityRefs

(via @shadyH97)pic.twitter.com/y2Ksm3CrVN

— Celebrity Refs (@CelebrityRefs) December 19, 2016

Fatman Scoop and Mike Dean: saving football, one small step at a time.