Everton and Liverpool played out an absolute turd of a football match tonight, with Sadio Mané winning it late for the Reds long after we’d all given up the will to live.
There were, however, a couple of bright-spots during the Merseyside Derby, all of which involved Fatman Scoop and Mike Dean.
Look, Fatman Scoop is here for some reason!
So Fatman Scoop is at Goodison tonight..! ???? #EVELIV pic.twitter.com/qcPBb0Ymua
— Empire of the Kop (@empireofthekop) December 19, 2016
FATMAN SCOOP, CROXTETH CLAN pic.twitter.com/WvgsIYaSTL
— Joel Golby (@joelgolby) December 19, 2016
And look, Mike Dean is here doing Mike Dean things, such as: no look yellows!
No-Look Yellow™! Excellent!#CelebrityRefs
(via @ciaran410)pic.twitter.com/826fnzBUFe
— Celebrity Refs (@CelebrityRefs) December 19, 2016
Nutmegs!
The bloke has literally got the lot.#CelebrityRefs
(via @shadyH97)pic.twitter.com/y2Ksm3CrVN
— Celebrity Refs (@CelebrityRefs) December 19, 2016
Fatman Scoop and Mike Dean: saving football, one small step at a time.