Swiss Defender Deserves Our Love, Praise And Affection 7 February 2017 0 comments Your daily reminder that you can achieve anything you want to, even if you play in Switzerland’s second division
White Men Can’t Jump: A Ross McCormack Tale 3 February 2017 0 comments The striker speaks out about ‘Gate-gate’.
N’Golo Kanté Can’t And Won’t Stop Tackling 2 February 2017 0 comments Another ridiculous statistic for Chelsea’s engine room.
Oldham And Ipswich Are Quite Happy Where They Are, Thanks 1 February 2017 0 comments Promotion? Relegation? Don’t come at Oldham and Ipswich with that hipster talk!
David Luiz Is The Leeroy Jenkins Of Free-Kicks 1 February 2017 0 comments “All right, time’s up, LET’S DO THIS!”
Riots, Uprising Inevitable As Matty Taylor Swaps Bristol Clubs 31 January 2017 0 comments Who knew Deadline Day’s biggest shock would come out of Bristol?
Man Scores Hilarious Own Goal, Encapsulates Futility Of Existence 27 January 2017 0 comments Who knew something so funny could carry such existential weight?
The Media Won’t Leave Raheem Sterling Alone 26 January 2017 0 comments Our beloved press have a weird obsession with the Manchester City star…
Cadbury And Premier League Buddy Up In Sweet Deal 25 January 2017 0 comments Football and chocolate: a match made in heaven.
Comparing Pepe To Hannibal Lecter Is Perfectly Fine, Spanish Supreme Court Tells Real Madrid 24 January 2017 0 comments Think of all the fava beans you could buy with €6million…
Southend Sack Groundsman For Not Being Able To Control The Weather 23 January 2017 0 comments Damn, that’s cold.
Juventus Unveil New ‘Logo’ And It’s Bloody Awful 17 January 2017 0 comments The Old Lady is off her rocker
FIFA Will Expand World Cup To 48 Teams, Spoil Broth 10 January 2017 0 comments Curacao, come on down! Scotland, come on down! India, come on down!
Luke Varney Isn’t Thrilled About Joining Burton 4 January 2017 0 comments BURTON HAS A CINEWORLD, LUKE! A CINEWORLD!
Fiorentina v Napoli Was Just The Best 23 December 2016 0 comments All hail Calcio, we are sorry we ever doubted you.
Julian Draxler Wants To Leave Wolfsburg, Didn’t You Know? 22 December 2016 0 comments The wantaway winger is already in talks with other clubs
You’re Having A Better Day Than Kostas Peristeridis 21 December 2016 0 comments LOOK AT THAT CORNER SAVE, URGH.
Meet Canelas 2010: The Team Bullying Their Way To A Title 20 December 2016 0 comments The most feared team in Portugal?
Is James Rodriguez On His Way To England? 20 December 2016 0 comments The Colombian star has been busy in Bogota.
Joey Barton Is Back At Burnley And Just Won’t Leave Us In Peace 20 December 2016 0 comments *grabs popcorn*
Joe Garner Could Be This Year’s Christmas No.1 20 December 2016 0 comments 2016 throws up another curveball.
Football’s Heroes And Villains Of 2016 20 December 2016 0 comments 2016 has a been a whirlwind year for football and it’s fair to say, there have been a number of […]
Fatman Scoop And Mike Dean Were Probably, No, DEFINITELY, The Best Things About The Merseyside Derby 19 December 2016 0 comments An unlikely, yet formidable, duo.
REPORT: Everton 0-1 Liverpool 19 December 2016 0 comments In-depth summary of tonight’s Merseyside Derby