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That’s Not How You Defend, Villarreal
What’s Spanish for “bloody awful”?
Luke Varney Isn’t Thrilled About Joining Burton
BURTON HAS A CINEWORLD, LUKE! A CINEWORLD!
Fiorentina v Napoli Was Just The Best
All hail Calcio, we are sorry we ever doubted you.
Opposition Player Begs For Mercy, Neymar Shows None
Neymar Jr is a cruel, cruel human being.
Julian Draxler Wants To Leave Wolfsburg, Didn’t You Know?
The wantaway winger is already in talks with other clubs
Bayern Munich’s Thiago Really Wants To Believe Santa Claus Is Real
Thiag-Ho-Ho-Ho!
You’re Having A Better Day Than Kostas Peristeridis
LOOK AT THAT CORNER SAVE, URGH.
Meet Canelas 2010: The Team Bullying Their Way To A Title
The most feared team in Portugal?
Is James Rodriguez On His Way To England?
The Colombian star has been busy in Bogota.
Joey Barton Is Back At Burnley And Just Won’t Leave Us In Peace
*grabs popcorn*
Joe Garner Could Be This Year’s Christmas No.1
2016 throws up another curveball.
Football’s Heroes And Villains Of 2016
2016 has a been a whirlwind year for football and it’s fair to say, there have been a number of […]
Fatman Scoop And Mike Dean Were Probably, No, DEFINITELY, The Best Things About The Merseyside Derby
An unlikely, yet formidable, duo.
REPORT: Everton 0-1 Liverpool
In-depth summary of tonight’s Merseyside Derby
England, Home Nations Fined By FIFA For Giving A Damn
“Don’t mention the war!” – Basil Fawlty / FIFA
Punters Think Sunderland’s Defoe Is A Threat To Everton
Striker Jermain Defoe has been picked as the main danger to Everton. Coach Ronald Koeman said the veteran player is […]
Wes Morgan Is 2016’s Saviour
Oh Captain, my Captain!
Nile Ranger Is Still Being A Colossal Melon
Is anybody surprised?
Pull The Other One, Yaya
Yaya Toure: top-level bullshitter.
French Football In 1992 Was Utter Filth
NSFW…probably.
The EFL Don’t Understand Irony, Football
Here we go again…
John Terry Posts Loving Tribute To John Terry
Captain, Leader, Legend, Artiste.
Chelsea Paid Former Star £50,000 To Keep Quiet About Abuse
The world’s seventh richest club paid off its former star over child abuse allegations
Ronald Koeman Hates Christmas Now, Probably
A Very Koeman Christmas
WINTER WONDERLAND!
KEVIN HALLS says there is something special about watching football at the coldest time of the year… AS WINTER takes […]
BOOK REVIEW
DOWN MEMORY LANE, BY HARRY HARRIS, PUBLISHED BY G2 ENTERTAINMENT, PRICE £9.99, RATING OUT OF 10: 8 IF YOU’RE looking […]
HARRY’S TOTTENHAM TALES
JOHN LYONS talks to renowned journalist and author Harry Harris about a lifetime following Spurs… WE DON´T get invited to […]
SAFE STANDING
HARRY TAYLOR on why it’s time to seriously consider a controversial topic… IS IT time for safe standing? It’s a […]
BOOK REVIEWS
THE ILLUSTRATED HISTORY OF FOOT-BALL,BY DAVID SQUIRES, PUBLISHED BY CENTURY, PRICE £12.99, RATING OUT OF 10: 9 THE Guardian cartoonist […]