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The Media Won’t Leave Raheem Sterling Alone
Our beloved press have a weird obsession with the Manchester City star…
Cadbury And Premier League Buddy Up In Sweet Deal
Football and chocolate: a match made in heaven.
God Damn, Lorenzo Insigne
He is not of this world.
Comparing Pepe To Hannibal Lecter Is Perfectly Fine, Spanish Supreme Court Tells Real Madrid
Think of all the fava beans you could buy with €6million…
And The Oscar Goes To…
…Senegal goalkeeper Khadim N’Diaye, for this majestic piece of acting while drawing 2-2 against Algeria.
Southend Sack Groundsman For Not Being Able To Control The Weather
Damn, that’s cold.
Stop It.
Just sublime.
David Moyes Is All Out Of Hope
On Wearside no-one can hear you scream.
Juventus Unveil New ‘Logo’ And It’s Bloody Awful
The Old Lady is off her rocker
Why We Hate The January Transfer Window
Put the yellow away, Sky.
What Does It Take To Win The Premier League?
It’s an exciting Premier League season with five teams still harbouring realistic aspirations to lift the trophy in August. For […]
FIFA Will Expand World Cup To 48 Teams, Spoil Broth
Curacao, come on down! Scotland, come on down! India, come on down!
West Ham Publish Story On Their Site Attacking West Ham, West Ham Fans
Get your shit together, West Ham.
Thibaut Courtois Should Be Taking Chelsea’s Free-Kicks
He can stick it in: thank you and good night!
BBC Blasted For Not Helping The Little Guys
There is football outside of the Premier League, lads.
Mike Dean Is Pissed Off About Being Confused With Mike Dean
The Dean Wars
Saido Berahino Still Wants To Leave West Brom, Duh
The saga rumbles on.
Put Your Money Away, China
Chinese Super League clubs are set to be hit with a cap on spending
Marco Silva Can Definitely Save Hull…Definitely
The Random Foreign Manager Generator comes up trumps again
That’s Not How You Defend, Villarreal
What’s Spanish for “bloody awful”?
Luke Varney Isn’t Thrilled About Joining Burton
BURTON HAS A CINEWORLD, LUKE! A CINEWORLD!
Fiorentina v Napoli Was Just The Best
All hail Calcio, we are sorry we ever doubted you.
Opposition Player Begs For Mercy, Neymar Shows None
Neymar Jr is a cruel, cruel human being.
Julian Draxler Wants To Leave Wolfsburg, Didn’t You Know?
The wantaway winger is already in talks with other clubs
Bayern Munich’s Thiago Really Wants To Believe Santa Claus Is Real
Thiag-Ho-Ho-Ho!
You’re Having A Better Day Than Kostas Peristeridis
LOOK AT THAT CORNER SAVE, URGH.
Meet Canelas 2010: The Team Bullying Their Way To A Title
The most feared team in Portugal?
Is James Rodriguez On His Way To England?
The Colombian star has been busy in Bogota.
Joey Barton Is Back At Burnley And Just Won’t Leave Us In Peace
*grabs popcorn*
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