Photographer Simon Hawkins says it’s time ‘retired’ park players to get off their lazy backsides, dig out their muddy boots and start playing again…
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Chinese Footballer Is Rubbish Because Of Affair, Says Wife
Ouch…
Drugs, Escobar And How It All Affected Football In Colombia
Adam Ellis recalls the story of Colombian drug baron Pablo Escobar – and how it affected the country’s football…
The Terrible World Of Football Punditry
Ged Barnes explains why some of football’s ‘top’ pundits drive him crazy…
Soaring Seagulls: Why Brighton Deserve Their Shot At The Premier League
Matt Bishop explains why close-knit Brighton have every chance of going one step further than last year, as the Championship nears its conclusion…
Is The Current England Team Really As Promising As We Think?
Danny Pryer takes a look at the current England side compared to those of years gone by, and doesn’t think it’s all that promising…
Lionel Messi Cocaine Is A Thing
Who knew the Barcelona maestro would be key to cracking the drug market?
Who Should Be The Man To Replace Michael Carrick?
Matt Bell says there are a number of contenders to take over from the classy midfielder when his Manchester United career comes to an end…
Very Italian Andrea Ranocchia Isn’t A Fan Of Not Very Italian Hull
Humberside is nothing like Milan. WHO KNEW?
International Football: Seven Of The Best Championship Young-Guns
With the EFL season cantering towards its thrilling finale, this weekend’s upcoming international is as frustrating as it is boring…
David Moyes Values ‘Britishness’ Over Actual Footballing Ability
RULE BRITANNIA!
Arsenal Fan Twattery Goes Airborne
Arsenal fans are Boeing plane ridiculous
Roy Keanes, Ranked
A definitive list.
Yaya Toure’s Agent Is Talking Balls Again
Dimitri Seluk has been talking about the Manchester City midfielder’s future…
Ageless Wonder Jermain Defoe Earns England Recall
Back on the international scene for the first time in three years…
Youngsters Should Give Non-League A Chance!
Barnaby Rostant encourages youngsters to give Non-League football a try…
The Fall Of Football In Yorkshire
Ben Robinson looks at the county’s struggles in football, but believes there is light at the end of the tunnel
Aitor Karanka Is No Longer Going To Bore Us To Death
Middlesbrough wants goals, goals I tells ya!
The Story Of Infamous Southampton Legend Ali Dia
Neil Cotton recalls when Southampton boss Graeme Souness gave a chance to a ‘highly recommended’ player…
Arsenal Being Rubbish Isn’t That Fun Anymore
Arsenal gon’ Arsenal…
A Nod To The Beautiful Art Of Diving Heading
Barney Stephenson says a key aspect of the game doesn’t get the recognition it truly deserves…
España ’82 – The Best World Cup In History?
John Lyons takes a look back to España ’82 – and claims there has never been a better World Cup…
Amateur Referees Have Had Enough Of Our Shit
A substantial walk-out of grassroots officials is expected this weekend.
Rome Derby Marred By Racist Chanting
Racist chants overshadowed a long-overdue win for il Biancocelesti
Cheeky Bolivian Yoot Massively Takes The Piss With Backheel Goal
Sebastian Melgar. Remember the name.
THE CLOUGHS: FATHER AND SON
JOHN WRAGG reflects on the relationship between Brian Clough and the boy he called The Bairn or The No9… JOHN […]
WHY DID WE WASTE LE TISS?
JAMES RICHARDS says English football should hang its head in shame for failing to make the most of Matthew Le […]
THE GINGERBREAD MEN
CALLUM BOYLE says Grantham Town are beginning to look a little bit tasty… CALLUM BOYLE IF YOU ask people what […]
SAINTS FANS WILL BE IN HEAVEN…
GREATEST GAMES SOUTHAMPTON – SAINTS’ FIFTY FINEST MATCHES, BY ALEX CROOK AND ALEX SMITH, PUBLISHED BY PITCH PUBLISHING, PRICE £16.99 […]
ENGLAND’S GLORY-WELL, SORT OF…
COLIN ALLAN recalls when the Three Lions won a tournament but with little fanfare… COLIN ALLAN ONLY the previous year, […]