BARRIE WHITE says Roberto Martinez and Everton were not what he’d hoped for

Imagine the job advert: Wanted – intelligent but ultimately foolish person, with low expectation of success and low threshold of being let down. You pay us, we give you crap. Permanent i.e. life position, no healthcare, despite large amounts of stress and tears guaranteed. Foul language a must.

To apply, buy ticket.
 While that advert probably covers a lot of football fans, I believe it fits Evertonians most, with many Blues often glutton for punishment in their time traipsing to the Grand ...