How to be a Footballer, by Peter Crouch with Tom Fordyce, published by Ebury Press, £8.99 (papeback edition).

ON THE front cover, there’s a quote from the Daily Telegraph that says Peter Crouch is ‘on his way to being a national treasure’.
That might be stretching it a bit, but there’s no doubt that ‘How to be a Footballer’ is a highly entertaining book.
Instead of a bog-standard autobiography, Crouch, along with Tom Fordyce, has put together a highly original book that covers all the areas that a modern day footballer needs to think about &ndash...