CHRIS DUNLAVY looks at what would have happened if the Premier League season had been divided into two

Ah those crazy Argentines. When they’re not agitating about the Falklands or ballsing up World Cups, they’re messing around with league tables.
Like the artist who can’t stop adding those finishing touches, the good folk at the Argie FA just never know when to stop.
Founded in 1931, the ‘Primera Division’ is now in it’s fifth different format and has seen all sorts of madness – not least in the late Eighties when all draws were settled with a...