NEIL SCOTT wonders why so few have cracked it when it comes to fusing togger and tunes into a successful partnership

England record their 1990 World Cup song

BE honest. You hear the words ‘football’ and ‘music’ in the same sentence and your imagination instantly transports you to a place where tackiness, tedium and human degradation hold sway.
Your head fills with fractured images and jarring howls; with Back Home and Blue Is The Colour, with This Time and Ossie’s Dream. Worst case scenario – you find yourself haunted by the omni-mulletted ghosts o...