Tunnel cameras, handshakes and theme tunes -PAUL CANTWELL has had enough of the pre-match palaver and is thankful for Sky Plus...

John Terry and Anton Ferdinand

PENICILLIN, chemotherapy, vaccinations – there’s no doubting that the medical pioneers have put in a solid shift over the past hundred years or so. But when it comes to life-saving breakthroughs, surely Sky Plus trumps them all.
Some may argue that remedies for hitherto deadly diseases beats the advent of live TV manipulation, but those people have clearly never had to endure the torturous ordeal of the modern da...