IF you’ve watched Match Of The Day, you’ve surely asked yourself the question: Why is Mark Lawrenson still on there? If he annoys you, or worries you, you’re definitely not alone. Just ask RORY SMITH.

MARK Lawrenson is SAD. Not elaborate train set in the cellar, meals for one, live with your mother until she dies and then refuse to move her body from the chair she loved so much, Alan Partridge sad. He’s not saaaaad. He’s SAD. Not grieving for a lost relative, troubled by the plight of the Sudan, lost your job and your house sad. He’s SAD. He has Sea...