LATE TACKLE asked some top comedians, well comedians, to come up with their exclusive pre-season predictions...

 1. How do you think your favourite team will get on this season?
If Palace just manage to stay up, I shall be delighted. Younger fans may be disappointed but I’m struggling to cope with all this competent football and being safe from relegation by March. We are in a league we can’t win so we may as well get some excitement by staying up on the last day of the season. In reality, we will probably buy a couple of big French lads and a striker Chelsea don&...