Based on material from his book BanterAnalysis, Jonny Brick advises you not to mute the experts during the forthcoming tournament

Never mind the football, hear the punditry! As I researched my book on the subject, I realised that anyone can say absolutely anything about ‘Gareth Southgate’s men’ because it is utterly without consequence.
Handbrakes, boldness, confidence, desire; sip your lager of choice whenever Alan or Micah or Chris or Izzy mentions one of those buzzwords.
The Three Lions are, it can be said, the fourth pillar of the country after the NHS, BBC and the monarchy (HRH). Even ...