GOLD AND SULLY THE BLOODY KARREN BRADY SKETCH

NIGEL KAHN casts West Ham bosses David Gold and David Sullivan in the role of Pete and Dud...and lets his imagination flow

Karren Brady

GOLDY: And screaming and banging on the door, you know, and I thought I must have left the gas on. So I go down there – I fling open the door – you’ll never guess – it’s bloody Franco Zola, up to his knees in pasta, screaming at me – portami cuocere, mi permetta di essere ancora il vostro gestore!’ 
SULLY:  Italian.
GOLDY: Italian, yes, he wants to be our manager again – anyway he grab...

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